atmossity:

miraclemaya:

i do gotta say the fucking old ai art where it was a barely comprehensible representation of whatever was asked for was like an actually interesting art form that seems to have very quickly died off which saddens me because like that shit was so cool. like you ask it for a wizard and it’s just this scary blob of light colours that barely makes a human shape

I still think about secret horses at least once a month.

zagreus:

faery-wizard:

Gordon Ramsay drops the orb of transfiguration: Oh and what is- oh fuck. oh im so- im so sorry. oh it seems ive turned into a little ghoulie. oh fuck me. a little beastie most foul. unbelieveable

crying

swolesome:

beabaseball:

katisconfused:

ambienkitchen:

“what do we do about people who fake disabilities to get ssi” we throw them a fucking party for pulling off the most difficult and unrewarding grift of all time. literally i don’t care

For perspective on what is considered “welfare fraud”:

If a SSI beneficiary receives any help with food, like a bag of groceries from a family member or a plate of leftovers from a roommate, their SSI benefit is cut by about one-third.

Here is a link to instructions on leaving a public comment supporting that not being a thing anymore if you find that outrageous.

Comments open until April 17, 2023

A million times this.

We live in a system run by exploitative parasites; if you’re more concerned about the slim possibility of impoverished people acquiring resources through “dishonest” means than you are about the very real, rampant, ongoing greed and exploitation by the ruling class, then congratulations, you’re one of the pawns protecting the real system abusers.

fiddlepickdouglas:

futurebird:

isopode:

3D print a beetle just like him only 30% bigger so he feels little.

Draw him but make his drawing blue and say you wish he were that color

hungry-skeleton:

hungry-skeleton:

hungry-skeleton:

hungry-skeleton:

Skeleton girlfriend who keeps locking your possessions in chests and guarding them with a rusty sword

When she’s losing in argument she falls apart on the floor and refuses to talk to you

Skeleton girlfriend always forgets her ulna at home 🙄

Skeleton girlfriend makes you answer a riddle while laughing maniacally every time you want to enter your room

me: and today you learned that roly polies breathe the same as fish do [through gills]!

friend: so basically if we taught fish to dig, they could live underground

me: OH MY GOD *collapses*

lilllium:

—Kitchen Mckeown, from Outbreaks

icantwritegood:

marisatomay:

love to purchase items but at what cost

transsorceress:

*someone touches my butt*

me: 😳😏😘

booming voice in their head: A new hand touches the beacon. Listen, hear me and obey! A foul darkness has seeped into my temple… a darkness that you will destroy.

macleod:

gormbus:

the worst thing ive probably ever done to a group of other human beings was getting the aux for the big speaker at a party while on ecstasy and putting on an audiobook of dune from where i’d last left off

worst best

molten-lavender:

I think I love tumblr the most bc I don’t owe anyone anything. I can come on here and reblog the most unhinged ridiculous shit and then leave. I’m not giving any explanation.

sixbucks:

rrrick:

It’s true

Finally! A church for me!

himbofisher:

lesbiandirectorsamraimi:

Drew Gooden pinned comment compilation

last guy got owned so hard he lost his name